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Today I read an

Today, I was in Publix ordering a delicious sub. While the worker was preparing it, I glanced around me and saw packaged hard-boiled eggs. I looked closer at them and saw the allergen information on them. "Warning: contains eggs." At least they were being thorough.

Today, my 12-year-old brother checked out an informational book titled "Marijuana" from his school library. As he was walking back to class he made sure to inform all the staff and students that he had found "Marijuana" in the library. I wish I would have been there to see their faces.

Today, I was in math class and i was complaining to my teacher about how I skipped breakfast and I was super hungry. Just as the period ended she came up to me and told me she didn't have a class next period and asked if i wanted to go to the McDonalds a few miles from school. I skipped school with my math teacher. New favorite teacher? I think so!

Today, I said the name "Voldemort," and my cousin freaked out and told my never to say the name of the one who "shall not be named." She's 20.

Today, after reading an

Today, I woke up with the flu, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want him to see me looking like death. He came over 15 minutes later, with the Lion King, checkers, otter pops and Harry Potter 7. Best.Boyfriend.Ever.

I live in a co-ed housing dorm (girls on odd # floors, boys on even) over the weekend my friends and i from the fourth floor successfully planned and executed a hostile take over the girls 5th floor lounge. Essentially we built a giant blanket fort using all of our bedsheets that encompassed their entire lounge and posted "NO GIRLS ALLOWED" signs. I love college!

Today was my last day of finals in college, my roommates discovered my boyfriend and I, in a fort made out of furniture and blankets. Watching Finding Nemo, and reading Harry Potter out loud, voices and all.

Today, I was walking through the music hall of the local college. I was looking at upcoming concerts on the bulletin boards, and on each board noticed there were Disney Princess coloring pages. Each page had been colored in and had been signed by one of the boys in instrumental music.