Today my three year old sister learned that cats do NOT like being baptized with the ...

Today my three year old sister learned that cats do NOT like being baptized with the Garden hose.

Today my friend and I were driving to the mall. My friend got really excited because she saw a hott guy pass by so I sped up to take a look. As we stopped at a stop light, I rolled down the window and said, "Dinner's at 7." to which he replied "Okay, are you playing?" I replied, "Only if I can bring a friend." My friend will never know that this "hott guy" was my older btoher and that tonight is family game night.

A while ago, I had a life skills class at school, and we were talking about the difference between things we want and things we need. When my teacher asked what an example of something you want but don't need, thinking of people buying expensive designer clothes instead of less expensive non-designer clothes, I said "clothes". There was an awkward silence.

Today, I changed my mouse curser to a dinosaur. My little brother suggested I change my back ground to the Tokyo skyline. We've spent the past 5 minutes making dinosaur noises and making him stomp around Tokyo.

I have a boys' name. I went to a new doctor one day and the first thing he says to me is, "You're a girl!" Thank you, Captain Obvious, I didn't notice.

Today, I was making fun of my two friends, one for being Irish, and one for being an Italian. Then they were so kind as to remind me that I'm Irish, Italian, and blonde.

Today at church, my friend and I opened up our books to the first song. The song was obsessing over God's undefying love and the good in his ways. It was on page 666. The only people who found this funny were me, my friend, and the 80-year-old pastor.

Today, my friend, who was trying to impersonate Squidward, hollered, "I HAVE TESTICLES!" It took her a minute to figure out why I was on the floor laughing.

A few weeks ago, i read an

Today I read an